I've had shit morning, lost my atm card, had to drive away from the DD drive thru and felt like an ass, got to work feeling shit and coffeeless, and just as I was set on having having a bad day...a 5 year old said this in reaction to my facial hair and general appearance...
Tyler-"Mr. Muise, you got like a daddy moustache, like you could fight anyone"
Me- "oh ya bud, ya think so?"
Tyler- "ya and like yer tattoos and flip flops, you could probably kill so many stupid men, I'm gonna be you in a few years when I'm bigger, okay?"
Hahaha, how could you ever be pissed or do anything but smile all day.